As the CEO of this Organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.  To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%, but since we can't increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off 8 of our employees instead.  This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.  So, this is what I did.  I walked through our parking lot and found 8 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employee's vehicles and I have decided these folks will be let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this issue.  They voted for change and they will receive change.  Don't worry though Obama has increased Unemployment benefits for you!  To the rest of my family see you at the annual company picnic.