In an effort to calm people after the latest security problems, the White House said it is working even harder to find Osama bin Laden. The frustrating part is that we almost had him. Earlier this year, he snuck into the White House state dinner.

The underwear bomber pleaded "not guilty" in court today. He had a bomb in his underpants. What's his defense going to be, "I was framed by the Fruit of the Loom guys?"

According to the New York Post, White House budget director Peter Orszag announced his engagement to an ABC news reporter, six weeks after his ex-girlfriend gave birth to his baby. Of course, people were shocked that the White House has a budget director.